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The Eagle Who Borrowed a Peacock’s Pants Shorts

$25.08 $30.08

Color: Black

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Legend says this creature was once a very serious eagle with a very serious job—staring majestically into the distance and judging everyone quietly. One day, it wandered into a peacock’s wardrobe by mistake and thought, “You know what? I could pull this off.”What emerged was a regal, overqualified, slightly overdressed mythological bird that now insists on dramatic entrances only. With wings spread wide and feathers doing far more than strictly necessary, this creature doesn’t just fly—it arrives.It’s the kind of being you’d expect to find guarding an ancient gate, hosting a celestial fashion show, or posing dramatically for no reason at all. Powerful? Yes. Elegant? Absolutely. Subtle? Not even a little—and that’s the point.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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