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I Was Just Going to Have One Chocolate (A Lie) Bag

$20.82 $25.82

Color: Black

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It started innocently.A strawberry. One strawberry. That’s fruit. That’s basically health.Then the pretzel looked at me funny. The truffle rolled closer. The orange slice whispered, “Balance.” Before I knew it, I was negotiating with a cookie and explaining my life choices to a cherry with a stem.This platter doesn’t judge. It understands.It celebrates the chaos of cravings, the diplomacy between sweet and salty, and the universal truth that chocolate improves decision-making—at least temporarily.Bright, glossy, and unapologetically indulgent, this design exists for people who believe dessert is a personality trait and moderation is more of a suggestion than a rule.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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