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I Was Just Going to Have One Chocolate (A Lie) Card

$3.25 $5
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It started innocently.A strawberry. One strawberry. That’s fruit. That’s basically health.Then the pretzel looked at me funny. The truffle rolled closer. The orange slice whispered, “Balance.” Before I knew it, I was negotiating with a cookie and explaining my life choices to a cherry with a stem.This platter doesn’t judge. It understands.It celebrates the chaos of cravings, the diplomacy between sweet and salty, and the universal truth that chocolate improves decision-making—at least temporarily.Bright, glossy, and unapologetically indulgent, this design exists for people who believe dessert is a personality trait and moderation is more of a suggestion than a rule.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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