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The Chocolate Lineup (No One’s Innocent) Shorts

$25.08 $30.08

Color: Black

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They were told to stand still. Fifteen chocolates. No wrappers. No alibis.Some showed up dressed fancy, drizzled in pink like they had something to prove. Others kept it simple—round, quiet, suspiciously smooth. A few cupcakes snuck in pretending they belonged, frosting piled high like bad decisions stacked on a Friday night.Nobody knows who invited the sprinkles. Nobody remembers who ate the first one. But everyone agrees on one thing: this lineup was never meant to last. Because the moment someone says, “I’ll just have one,” the grid collapses, crumbs appear, and chaos wins.This design is a public service announcement: chocolate has no chill, self-control is a myth, and you absolutely deserve dessert.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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