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Dessert Has No Off Switch Card

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Once upon a snack break, someone said, “I’ll just have one.”That was the lie that started everything.The donuts rolled in first—frosted, sprinkled, unapologetic. Chocolate bars followed, pretending to be sophisticated while absolutely not helping. Macarons showed up fashionably late, judging everyone while being dipped in sugar themselves. Ice cream ignored gravity, cupcakes demanded attention, and tiny candies filled every remaining inch like chaos confetti.No plates were harmed. No decisions were made. Balance was lost, joy was gained, and the concept of moderation quietly exited the room.This design celebrates the beautiful truth: dessert isn’t a course—it’s a lifestyle.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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