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I Woke Up Like This T-Shirt

$21 $25

Color: Black

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This bird did not come to negotiate.It woke up, chose intensity, and spread its wings like it pays rent in dominance.Perched on a mossy log like a throne it absolutely did not ask for, this hawk stared straight into the universe and said, “Yes. I am judging you.” Feathers slightly disheveled. Eyes fully locked. Beak sharpened to perfection. No coffee. No warm-up. Just raw, unfiltered confidence.It’s the kind of stare that says it knows your secrets, your browser history, and exactly how long you said you’d only “rest your eyes.” Powerful. Regal. Slightly dramatic. Completely unimpressed.Wear this if you, too, have ever entered a room and immediately owned it—without saying a word.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.)

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