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Egg Team Bag

$20.82 $25.82

Color: Black

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Some people watch sports. Others watch paint dry.This woman? She watches eggs.Crowned with a foam finger that defies physics and common sense, she’s locked in—eyes wide, hands mid-clap, popcorn ready—because four tiny eggs are doing absolutely nothing… yet. And that’s the thrill. The incubator glows like a championship scoreboard. The living room becomes an arena. Every second feels like overtime.It’s the pure chaos of overcommitment. The dramatic anticipation of something that will happen eventually. Probably. Maybe. But when it does? She’ll be ready.Wear this if you’ve ever turned a normal wait into a full-blown event.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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