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Egg Team Card

$3.25 $5
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Some people watch sports. Others watch paint dry.This woman? She watches eggs.Crowned with a foam finger that defies physics and common sense, she’s locked in—eyes wide, hands mid-clap, popcorn ready—because four tiny eggs are doing absolutely nothing… yet. And that’s the thrill. The incubator glows like a championship scoreboard. The living room becomes an arena. Every second feels like overtime.It’s the pure chaos of overcommitment. The dramatic anticipation of something that will happen eventually. Probably. Maybe. But when it does? She’ll be ready.Wear this if you’ve ever turned a normal wait into a full-blown event.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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