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Swole Squirrel: Nut Justice League Card

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Most squirrels spend their day collecting acorns.Not this one.Somewhere deep in the forest, after years of intense branch training, walnut curls, and extreme parkour between oak trees, one squirrel decided he was done being underestimated. While the other squirrels argued over crumbs, he was doing push-ups on pinecones and perfecting his legendary mid-air flying punch.Now he patrols the neighborhood like a tiny woodland superhero.Fluffy tail? Check.Tufted ears? Check.Ridiculously overpowered six-pack? Absolutely.Captured mid-leap, fists clenched and muscles glowing in dramatic lighting, this heroic nut guardian is ready to defend every acorn stash in the forest. Chipmunks fear him. Birds respect him. Backyard feeders tremble in

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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