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The Eagle Said “Nope, I’m Busy” Bag

$20.82 $25.82

Color: Black

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So there they are… standing in a field, trying their best to look like this is a normal situation.The girl is holding a stick like she’s about to negotiate a peace treaty. The chickens are lined up like they’re judging the entire situation. And above them? An eagle sitting on a pole that’s way too tall for anyone’s comfort level.Nobody moves. Nobody dares. The vibe is basically “we came here with a plan, but the bird clearly did not receive the memo.”The girl looks up like she’s about to ask a serious question. The chickens look like they’re reconsidering life choices. The eagle looks like it’s reviewing everyone’s performance and deciding they all failed.And yet… everyone just stays there. Because apparently, this is now a meeting.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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