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Forest Council of “Definitely Not Regular Animals Bag

$20.82 $25.82

Color: Black

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Deep in a fog-heavy forest where nobody asks too many questions, a strange trio stands like they’re about to file important paperwork for the entire wilderness.They look like wolves… until you notice the raccoon masks. Then you think raccoons… until you realize they could probably bench press a fallen tree and stare into your soul while doing it.The leader holds still with the confidence of someone who absolutely knows where all the lost socks in the world went. The two behind it act like backup security—quiet, alert, and mildly judging your life choices.They don’t bark. They don’t chatter. They just stand there like they’re deciding whether you’re allowed to continue walking through the forest.It’s dramatic. It’s slightly absurd.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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