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Forest Council of “Definitely Not Regular Animals Card

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Deep in a fog-heavy forest where nobody asks too many questions, a strange trio stands like they’re about to file important paperwork for the entire wilderness.They look like wolves… until you notice the raccoon masks. Then you think raccoons… until you realize they could probably bench press a fallen tree and stare into your soul while doing it.The leader holds still with the confidence of someone who absolutely knows where all the lost socks in the world went. The two behind it act like backup security—quiet, alert, and mildly judging your life choices.They don’t bark. They don’t chatter. They just stand there like they’re deciding whether you’re allowed to continue walking through the forest.It’s dramatic. It’s slightly absurd.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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