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Forest Council of “Definitely Not Regular Animals Shorts

$25.08 $30.08

Color: Black

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Deep in a fog-heavy forest where nobody asks too many questions, a strange trio stands like they’re about to file important paperwork for the entire wilderness.They look like wolves… until you notice the raccoon masks. Then you think raccoons… until you realize they could probably bench press a fallen tree and stare into your soul while doing it.The leader holds still with the confidence of someone who absolutely knows where all the lost socks in the world went. The two behind it act like backup security—quiet, alert, and mildly judging your life choices.They don’t bark. They don’t chatter. They just stand there like they’re deciding whether you’re allowed to continue walking through the forest.It’s dramatic. It’s slightly absurd.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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