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The Pizza Was a Trap Card

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She only wanted a quiet midnight snack. One slice of pepperoni, a dim hallway, and five peaceful minutes to herself. Then she looked up.The ceiling had other plans.A squad of spiders had assembled overhead like they were holding a secret meeting, and her pizza suddenly felt less like comfort food and more like a peace offering. In the background, someone casually walked away, completely ignoring the unfolding eight-legged emergency.Legend says she stood frozen for three full minutes, debating whether to save the pizza or save herself. The spiders, meanwhile, were probably judging her topping choices.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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