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“Night Shift Security Guard: Raccoon Edition (Unpaid, Unhinged)” Horror Hybrid Beast Art Card

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Deep in a forgotten stone ruin, somewhere between “do not enter” and “why did we enter,” something has taken the concept of wildlife and absolutely refused to behave.What looks like a raccoon started as a simple misunderstanding. Then it hit the gym. Then it moved into a cave. Then it started making direct eye contact with anyone who breathed too loudly.Now it stands there—half thief, half nightmare, fully convinced it owns the place. It doesn’t walk so much as “announce itself aggressively,” and it treats silence like a personal insult. The glowing eyes aren’t for intimidation… at least that’s what it keeps telling itself.Local explorers report hearing faint growling followed by the distinct sound of regret.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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