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Interdimensional Gas Station Egg Run Pillow

$20 $25

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Everyone talks about finding magical portals, but nobody warns you they usually lead to a convenience store at 2:13 AM.After crawling through a suspicious cave with one questionable rope and absolutely no survival skills, an exhausted traveler finally discovered a roaring waterfall of glowing cosmic energy. Naturally, beyond this ancient gateway of destiny stood the most powerful force in the universe: a brightly lit gas station selling energy drinks and expired hot dogs.But the real problem started with the glowing egg.Nobody knows where it came from. It hums softly, sparkles like a tiny galaxy, and probably violates several laws of physics. The cashier refuses to make eye contact with it. The guy near pump three keeps pretending.

Textured Poly “Twill” pillow cover with concealed zipper and synthetic insert included. A soft, comfortable accent for the home. Individually cut and sewn by hand in America.

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