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Forest Tiger Discovers Inflation-Proof Retirement Plan Card

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Deep in a hidden flower garden somewhere far beyond taxes, emails, and low battery warnings, a majestic white tiger has apparently figured life out.Every evening, the great beast stretches out among soft wildflowers to admire its completely unnecessary pile of glowing gold coins. Nobody knows where the treasure came from. Some say ancient kings hid it there centuries ago. Others believe the tiger simply accepted “payment” from travelers who made poor decisions in enchanted forests.Oddly enough, the tiger never spends any of the gold.No fancy castle.No diamond crown.No luxury jungle mansion.Just vibes.Instead, the enormous magical cat spends its time lying peacefully in the flowers while staring at its treasure like someone check

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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