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The Great Apple Heist Eagorse – Funny Fantasy Hybrid Creature Design Card

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Somewhere deep inside the Canyon of Questionable Decisions, a legendary creature known as the Eagorse has developed a very specific lifestyle choice: stealing fruit with dramatic flair.Half golden eagle, half extremely confident horse, this airborne troublemaker does not walk into problems—it dives straight into them at high speed. One moment, a peaceful merchant is enjoying a perfectly normal apple delivery. The next, the sky opens up like it’s auditioning for a fantasy movie, and a winged horse-eagle hybrid is casually robbing him mid-flight like it’s just part of nature.Locals insist the Eagorse isn’t evil. Just… extremely committed to “sharing resources” without consent. Some even say it believes apples are a public service.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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