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Grandma Already Saw Worse Card

$3.25 $5
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The rookie monster hunter charged into the room expecting an epic showdown. A glowing portal blasted water across the walls, mysterious tentacles stretched from the hallway, and a strange red-eyed dog casually wandered through the mess. Yet the only person who seemed completely relaxed was Grandma, who never looked up from her phone. "Give them five minutes," she muttered with a shrug. Sure enough, the portal fizzled, the tentacles slithered away, and the dog curled up for a nap. The hero left with a valuable lesson: sometimes the bravest person in the room is simply the one who refuses to be interrupted during their afternoon scrolling.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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